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After we got married she just stopped putting out
Are you addicted to Facebook too?
Are you doing anything tonight?
Are you free tonight?
Are you good at any sports?
Are you kidding me?
Are you on the pill?
Are you rich?
Can I copy your mp3 collection?
Can I see you on your webcam?
Can we take a DNA test?
Can you play any instruments?
Can you think of everywhere good to go on vacation?
Can you understand Chinese?
Check out my website!
Could you pass the salt?
Could you speak a little clearer?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did you hear that Delonte West was doing Le Bron James's mom?
Did you know this is the Year of the Dragon?
Do you have a boyfriend, or a girlfriend?
Do you have a Weibo?
Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?
Do you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away
Do you know how to get to that place?
Do you like Chinese movies?
Do you prefer bars, clubs, or pubs?
Do you think Hollywood makes the best movies in the world?
Do you think you could travel for the rest of your life?
Do you want a burger and fries?
Do you want another chicken nugget?
Do you want to come in for a coffee?
Do you want to eat out?
Do you want to get some food?
Do you want to go 50 - 50?
Do you want to see a movie later?
Does your job suck too?
Does your sister use MSN?
Don't be a fxxking idiot
Don't go in there, that place is dead
Don't touch me there! Touch me there...
Dry heat is ok, but when its humid your balls just stick to your legs
Excuse me, can I have the check please?
Excuse me, can you say that again?
Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the Red Light District please?
Excuse me, I couldn't understand. Could you say it again?
Excuse me, there's a hair in my soup!
God, I love it when you do that
Gongbao Jiding is my favorite
Have you ever been on a boys or girls trip?
Have you ever done anything in the back of a movie theater?
Have you ever tried Internet dating?
Have you gotten used to everything yet?
Have you had any good business ideas recently?
Have you heard any gossip, about anyone at work?
Hey let's go get a couple of beers tonight
Hi, I'm new in town, can I get directions to your house?
How about catching a movie tonight?
How are you doing?
How do you like your coffee?
How do you say this word?
How long have you been doing that?
How long have you been here?
How long have you worked for the company?
How many continents have you visited?
How much money do you make?
How much TV do you watch every week?
How old are you?
How's life in China?
I bought her some strawberry flavored condoms
I broke her heart...
I can't get that song out of my head
I can't stand pop music
I can't wait to see their next live show
I don't got a date tonight, so I'm going to hit the town
I don't have a clue where we are
I don't have any money, would you mind paying this time?
I feel like shit
I got her some flowers and a box of chocolates
I guess I was wrong about her
I have to go on a Special business trip next week
I just moved you to the top of my 'To Do' list
I like my coffee like my women, hot, steamy, with big marshmallows
I love it when it snows
I love working there, more than I love you...
I love you!
I really like your profile picture
I really need to improve my speaking, listening, reading, and writing, basically everything
I really wish I could play the guitar
I think - SouthPark - is easily one of the greatest shows ever
I think its gonna rain tonight
I think Valentine's Day is really commercialized
I want a divorce, he's a cheating bastard!
I went to the U-Fest concert last week, it was awesome
I went traveling for two weeks and had the I shits constantly
I wish I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
I'd like a table for two please
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
I'm dying for a drink
I'm from... [hometown]
I'm going out with the guys to a bar tonight
I'm never going back to that shithole again
I'm reasonably sure it wasn't me
I'm starving!
I've been to lots of places
I've never done that before!
I've never done this before
If I don't get my coffee fix, I'm going to feel shitty all day
If you'd swallowed, he wouldn't have divorced you
Is McDonalds ok for a date?
Is Starbucks a parasite on the world, or do they make good coffee?
Is this your first time?
It rains all the time in Shanghai
It's a fxxking dump
It's freezing outside today~
It's not pronounced penis, it's peanuts!
It's really boring in this club
Just downloaded this new song, check it out
Just got back from 2 weeks in South America. It was amazing!
Let me pay for this... bottle of water
Let's meet up for a coffee
Look at that girl over there
McDonalds is really bad for you
My boss keeps touching my ass!
My boss really pisses me off
My girlfriend only watches basketball to check out Kobe Bryant's butt
My job is driving me nuts, I gotta get away for a little bit!
Mystery word
Mystery word 2
No, I don't have a house or car
No, I don't really want to go to the movies
Not in a fxxking million years
Now that is what I call some serious entertainment
Oh crap!
Oh man, that was the best night of my life!
Oh my God!
Oh, I didn't bring my wallet!
Oh, it's too hot to go outside
Oh, its really nice there
Phoenix Suns Basketball kicks ass!
Screw you, I'm not gonna add you back!
She does it like a pornstar
She got half of everything and the kids
She is the one
Sign the papers!
So is there anything new going on with you?
So where should we meet up then?
Sorry, could you speak slower?
Stop messaging me you weirdo!
That girl broke my heart...
That girl is amazing on the guitar
That guy is a dirty bastard
That guy is one fat bastard
That place has happy hour on Tuesday nights
That song is awesome
That was amazing
That's fxxking awesome!
That's interesting
That's ridiculous!
The best thing about traveling is the people you meet
The best way to learn English is to sleep with your English teacher
The best way to learn English is to watch lots English TV and movies
The fans are going crazy!
The referee is blind
The singer got stoned last night then fell off the stage
The weather really sucks in Shanghai
There's lots of types of movies, horror, action, comedy, romantic, sci-fi, war, classical, musical, thrillers, detective, and many more
They did it right there on the pool table!
They got destroyed last night
They're just a bunch of trailer trash
They're working me to death here
This is a dead-end job, I'm getting out of here
This is my first time
This is the happiest day of my life
This is the worst day of my life
This jobs sucks
This place is terrible!
We're gonna crush 'em today!
Well, I hope it doesn't look like you
What are the specials today?
What are you in the mood for tonight?
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
What did you get her for Valentine's Day?
What did you say?
What do you do?
What do you like doing?
What does this mean?
What is the best way to learn English?
What shall we call the baby?
What turns you on?
What was the score in last night's game?
What's it like there?
What's the difference between football and soccer?
What's the weather like today?
What's the weather like where you're from?
What's your favorite Chinese food?
What's your favorite movie?
What's your favorite position?
What's your name?
What's your perfect night out?
What's your QQ number?
What's your star sign?
What? You're pregnant? Oh shit
When did you start doing that?
When is it due?
Where are you from?
Where did you go on your honeymoon?
Where have you been in China?
Where the hell am I?
Where's the best place you've ever been on holiday?
Which do you like better...American or British TV Shows?
Who's the father?
Who's your favorite director, actor, and actress?
Who's your favorite pornstar?
Why do pick-up lines never work?
Why don't I ever get lucky on Valentine's Day?
Why is ICS such crap?
Why is Yao Ming so tall?
Will you love me forever?
Will you marry me?
Would you like a drink?
Would you like smoking or non-smoking?
Would you like some dessert with your coffee?
Would you sleep with your boss for a promotion?
WTF is that?
Yes, I can use chopsticks, thank you
You did a really good job, excellent
You know I think sunshine really improves your mood
You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day
You wanna get a beer after the game?
You want to go to a bar tonight? The game is on live
You're a bum
You're speaking too fast for me, could you slow down?
You're stupid!
Your house smells horrible
Your house smells like shit
Your mom is really hot
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Comments or Questions:
suresh mukuntha from chennai on 2012-05-18
i wanna learn english..pls help to me
DD from zhan jiang on 2012-05-13
sometimes,the voice can't hear,when I click
Hugh from Sitrling on 2012-04-05
I don't think the British accent is very typical.
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